A Critical Mass of dissent… on wheels

Critical Mass, June 2010, London

On the last Friday of every month something strange, spontaneous and http://china-university.com/levitra-online-pharmacy spectacular happens on the streets of central London. The roads are congested (as always) however; they are not filled with big, heavy, dangerous machines that spew out poison gas. They are filled with cycle fanatics who insist on follow link viagra without prescription propelling themselves around the place under their own steam; powered by whatever they last ate. This is Critical Mass and it’s a wonderful improvement to quickieworkouts.com the city.

The rendez-vous

Meeting on the South Bank

For a brief time this enthusiastic, motley assortment of buy viagra online London residents join together to reclaim the streets and celebrate their freedom of movement. The giant mobile herd is diverse composed of people of all shapes, sizes, colours and affluence; bound together by the shared love of self propulsion.

This melange of misfits meets up on the South Bank at 18.30. The air is buzzing with excitement as friends reunite. Beers are cracked open, bikes admired and tales of surviving on the mean streets of London traded.

Riders crossing the Thames

Soon the oene.com.br crowd swells like water behind a damn and the air is filled with the dinging of roycmartin.com bells. Anticipation gives way to urgency and the cracks in the damn start appearing as the first brave riders head up the ramp to the Imax cinema roundabout and cialis one a day off into the heart of the roycmartin.com city. The hive-mind has been engaged and without an agreed route or leader the peloton surges forth to find its way to an unknown destination.


A mobile sound system

Once beyond the safety of the South Bank you find yourself on roads which have had their ownership seized by the sinister Cult of the Car. So powerful is this cult that the membership is utterly convinced, despite all the evidence that it is reasonable to sit in giant polluting snakes of mechanized metal along the arteries that traverse our giant human beehives. They have suspended rational thought to the point that they cannot see the obvious truth that cars and cities don’t go. Like square pegs and round holes, metal and microwaves and turds in swimming pools.


By invidious means the http://mulepub.com/brand-viagra perverse, sociopathic behaviour of these cultists has been normalized so that London is cheap canadian viagra'>cheap canadian viagra now permanently shrouded in a haze of pollution and death on London’s roads is an accepted part of unbs.go.ug city life (4000 deaths by air pollution, 184 deaths by traffic collisions in 2009, 3043 serious injuries). This is the price we are all supposed to http://motivatept.co.uk/how-to-buy-cialis pay for the mythical individual convenience that leaps out from billboards but never comes close to manifesting in a city where millions of people are compelled to share limited space and quickieworkouts.com move about each other in some kind of harmonious diurnal cycle.

It’s fun for kids

Maybe it’s a power thing, maybe it’s a class thing or maybe it’s the myopic and inapt conflation of technology with progress. Whatever it is, car drivers are convinced the road is theirs as if cars always existed and always will. Car drivers naturally assume that they always have priority over cyclists. So when drivers have to wait as a giant swarm of happy riders surges by in front of their over-engineered wheelchairs they literally start having a nervous breakdown. They froth at the mouth, throw their rattle out of their motorized prams, bang their neo-luddite skulls against the steering wheel and curse the unjust laws that prevent them from teaching us once and for all that cars are mightier by driving through us in a glorious eruption of quickieworkouts.com fossil-power.


They scream out of their windows that they are trying to get somewhere and how dare we be so inconsiderate as to hold them up. They might think we would care but they are speaking to the wrong audience… big time.

There is not a single person on this ride that doesn’t have to daily put up with the gross imposition of the car. Day after day we breathe in their fumes, wait as they block up huge sections of the city and weep as they kill our friends. Day after day we peer into the windows of cars filled with solitary occupants and cialis medication'>cialis medication try to india viagra comprehend how the cialis to buy'>cialis to buy system screwed up their weak little minds so badly that they think this offensive behaviour is okay. They are crapping in the swimming pool daily and like thieving MPs they say it is okay because it is not against the law. For once they can wait. The bikes are biting back.

Negotiating road space allocation

It might not seem like much; but  it is. This is the sharp edge of the wedge of growing dissatisfaction against the tyranny of cars in cities. For one evening a month, for a couple of wow it's great cialis online canada hours, we take control of the streets. For a fleeting moment in time we can cycle in safety surrounded by friends and music. We can see the city as it could be…. as it should be. Open and flowing, alive not dead and when the critical mass of dissent is reached; our cities will return to being car free.

This is what cities in the future will be like; and the happy and healthy residents of these cities will remember these pioneer cyclists who took a stand for something they believed in, against seemingly insurmountable odds, and raise a glass to them.

Makes you think… dunnit!

More photos from Critical Mass:

Not all the pedestrians are 100% supportive

Father and son

Die hards


Explaining the new rules of the road


Who’s bike you looking at bitch?

The ride home

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